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As I put dinner on the table last night, I fielded the most asked question in America. “Moooooommmmm, what’s for dinner?” (the written word prevents me from re-enacting the high pitched nasal whine of the question) They were all seated around the table, looking at me expectantly, tired and spackled with a little bit of mud from that evening’s soccer game. I walked up to the table with my best hostess smile, placed the steaming platter on the table and announced with a flourish, “Pork stuffed with figs and Italian sausage!” The resulting chorus of groans and complaints didn’t take me by surprise. I’m used to apprehension of novelty by the kids, but my husband’s reaction did surprise me. Everyone quickly saw that I meant business, and that chicken nuggets would not be materializing anytime soon. Instead of complaining further, they did the unthinkable. They tasted the pork. And lo and behold, two out of three loved it. Soon everyone was eating the meltingly tender pork happily. Of course Steve and I loved the marriage of the sweet honey figs and the savory Italian sausage. But the girls were big fans too, Bella loving the tender texture even though she ate it plain, without the delicious fig scented sauce. And Juliette had seconds and then thirds, scooping up the sauce with her spoon. Jack was the only one not won over, but he made himself a ham sandwich for dinner, and was content. Between homework, soccer, piano, and dance, our weekday nights are a mad dash to the finish, and the temptation to cave in to the demands for chicken fingers (10 minutes in the oven!) or noodles with butter (6 minutes in boiling water!) is strong. I simply don’t have the time to make the kids a different meal than ours. But I’ve been down that road before, and I know that it leads to fast food, and bland colorless dinners that make my kids pale and lethargic. This year, I’m not backing down. Dinner will be dinner, and that will be that. I wonder how long it will take the kids to figure out that resistance if futile? Welcome to our personal food revolution kids! The September topic for the Yahoo Motherboard is teaching kids healthy eating habits. I wrote about it in jest, but the obesity crisis in America is no joke. Only by teaching kids to develop their palate and eat real foods can we turn this terrifying tide around.
“That sounds delicious, but what are the kids having?“
I knew that he was tired, dreading a dinner filled with grumbling and dissent. But I couldn’t pass up the opportunity to jump on my soap box, and lecture the table about the importance of introducing the kids to different tastes and dishes, and the evils of kids’ meals.
Pork and Sausage Stuffed Pork Loin
Prep Time: 15 minutes
Cook Time: 2 hours
Ingredients:
2 pound boneless pork loin
10 ripe figs
4 links of Italian sausage
1/2 a large white onion, finely diced
2 teaspoons of vegetable oil
1 cup of amber ale



>That sounds absolutely delicious!!! I need to get on my own personal food revolution too. I don't cook as much as I'd like to and am cutting back on the blogging to do so!
>I recall a quote of yours from long ago- "You can't 'yuck' my 'yum'"- and have used great line this on my kids. Just because a meal sounds displeasing to them, they ruin anyone else's enjoyment of it.
We're also big on a "no thank-you" portion. That is, sampling at least a teensy bit of the prepared meal before dissing it entirely. Sometimes that very tiny portion wins them over. Other times, it doesn't.
>That sounds great. How old are your kids?
>I love reading your blog because you obviously cook with such ease and adventure. Having burned and destroyed things I didn't think possible, I'm so tentative in the kitchen. I'm going to print this and make it my goal to try something new this month. My kids are adventurous eaters, they just have a mom who isn't such an adventurous cook! Thank you for sharing.
>@Magpie – my kids are 8, 6, and 3, but my oldest and youngest both seem to be going on 16 most days!
@Amy – I have burned my share of things for sure! There's a post from a few years ago when I almost burned down our grill when I attempted to grill a chicken. That ended up a take-out pizza night and everyone was happy and had a good laugh at mommmy's grilling skills!
@KimMoldofsky So amazed that you remembered my "don't yuck my yum." Not very literary, but it gets the point across! I'll have to try no thank you portions with Jack, my picky picky eater.
>That sounds delish! That question, "what's for dinner" SO grates on my nerves!
>My goodness, this sounds wonderful – and not too "carb-y." Will have to try it!
>My fiance and I made this recipe this evening, and it was absolutely delicious. As always, thank you for posting another great recipe! Hope all is well with you and your family.